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Snarky couple discovers Nazi roleplay fetish overou: Question!Stranger: alrightStranger: go aheadYou: Who killed Hitler?Stranger: depends how you look at itYou: Type something assholeStranger: alright asshole. hitler killed himself. but you could also say germany killed him.You: U could say that. If u were a fag.You: inb4 America killed LincolnYou: or fat killed your momStranger: alright so obviously you are hostile. is this hostility making you feel better? go ahead let it out on me i can take it.You: You are either a teen or a pseudo-intellectual.Stranger: no, i am a psychiatric nurse. and usually when somone acts hostile it is because something is upsetting themYou: So you couldn’t hack it as a doctor?You: Took the easy route?Stranger: i never tried. it isnt easier. and i am fine where i amYou: How does it feels taking orders? And knowing you will be replaced by a Filipina?Stranger: ahahahahahaYou: If it isn’t harder why didn’t you go for a job that pays 3x?Stranger: well i do like taking orders, but i am usually the charge nurse so that doesnt happen too muchYou: Okay I feel better. I was upset.Stranger: oh how sarcasticYou: No, I’m being serious. My mood has lightened.Stranger: alright well, anything else i can do for you?You: I was upset that I’m not sleeping with as many new girls asYou: I would likeStranger: why?You: They won’t let me and I’m not quite ready to **** them.Stranger: ah i seeStranger: how old are you?You: old enoughYou: U?Stranger: and you still cant find a woman?Stranger: i am 28You: I have a steady gf. She’s a doctor in fact. Not k**ding. But I like conquest.Stranger: well there are other ways of acting out your conquest. why do you need it to be sex, and cheating on your gf?You: What else is there?Stranger: i dont know, mountain climbing?You: And “cheating” is a very chick code way to look at it.Stranger: well it is a betrayal. unless she knowsYou: I like seducing women. Why would I ever want to give that up?Stranger: then dont get into serious relationshipsYou: Muslims have four wives.Stranger: are you muslim?You: NopeStranger: then that was a useless analogyYou: You are a conformist.Stranger: ahahahahhahahahahStranger: soooo far from itYou: Exceptional men shouldn’t be confined to one woman at a time.You: Cool. U have nose ring and think you’re a rebel.Stranger: exceptional women shouldnt be confined to one man eitherYou: SlutStranger: no i have no nose ringYou: U r a conformist. Deal with it.Stranger: and i dont think i am a rebelStranger: sorry, not happeningYou: You work a square job. Johnny PaycheckStranger: i am a psychiatric nurseYou: ZzzzzzzzzzStranger: it wasnt meant to impress youYou: Just admit you’re a centrist.Stranger: no, i will not.You: Voting for one nignog does not make you a radical.Stranger: if you are referring to obama i did not vote for him. and again i dont label myself a rebelYou: Is ambien habit forming?Stranger: yesYou: Oh wellYou: Ever fucked on Ambien?Stranger: no, i have never taken itStranger: i mean it makes you sleepy, wouldnt that make it difficultYou: Pfffft Nurse Jackie is at least interesting.You: Enjoy your vanilla missionary sex.Stranger: ahahhahahhahaaStranger: again you know nothingYou: Ever done poppers?Stranger: no i have not.You: You donit doggy style and think you’re liberated. You’re a centrist.You: Ever been in a 3 way?Stranger: you are becoming ridiculous. is there a point to all of this?Stranger: and yesYou: SlutYou: 2 guys or 2 girls?You: Is there a point to anything?Stranger: whatever. i felt i was doing my bf a favor. it didnt work thoughYou: 3way kills relationship. Surprise.You: 2 girls?Stranger: well i was youngerYou: Divorced yet?Stranger: yes i amYou: Then shouldn’t you be barred from giving psychiatric advice?Stranger: he left me because i became very sick and had to be in the hospital a lot. he couldnt deal with the medical problems.You: Yo! 2 girls or 2 guys?Stranger: well if i was doing it as a favor to my bf i would assume that would be easy to understand. but alright since you need your hand held, two girlsYou: Did u lick box?Stranger: noYou: So you had a bunch of psychosomatic bs. You shouldn’t be around other crazy people nStranger: again, you know nothing. at your age you should be more intelligent. or at least have more common sense so i doubt that age is corretStranger: * correctYou: Also, you married a scoundrel. That’s a bad reflection on you.You: You have k**s?Stranger: it is. though he did deserve an award for his performance of the good guyStranger: noYou: Keep it that way. They wouldn’t stand a chance nStranger: so what is it with the hostility? it seems you are just being all what you consider offensive just because internet is anonymousYou: Hostile perhaps. But these are my hinders assessments of you.You: honestStranger: well you are wrong about just about everythingYou: 1. DenialYou: 2. AngerStranger: grief depression bargaining acceptanceYou: Pity. I’d be willing to meet up for a night of lovemaking.Stranger: haha. yeah i am so pathetic. why bother?You: I’m guessing you’re about 15 lbs overweight, bit that’s fine.You: Hatefucks can be fun.Stranger: again very wrong. you have no common sense at all. and you are borderline retardedYou: Nurses karşıyaka escort aren’t qualified to make that callYou: Find me a Dr.Stranger: you dont need to be a nurse to see thisYou: So you’re saying u have a decent figure?Stranger: yes i doYou: Good for you. Being barren will do that.You: What city do u live in? Detroit?Stranger: where are you coming up with all of this nonsense?You: U don’t think mothers I’m general are heavier than barren women?You: in. Sorry, iPhoneStranger: dependsYou: Hitler depends lolStranger: well, i happen to study hitler and WWII quite a bitYou: lol noStranger: lol yesYou: What year did hitler become chancellor?You: What’s the name of the German tank?You: Who commanded the German north African corps?Stranger: cant remember. mid 30’s?Stranger: panzerStranger: dont knowYou: Actually not terrible for a girlYou: RommelStranger: ahStranger: go on i like talking about thisYou: Closet Nazi = )You: What country did Germany invade in 39?Stranger: France?You: PolandStranger: or is it when they annexed austriaStranger: ohYou: What nationalities divided Berlin?Stranger: russia and the usaYou: And UK and FranceStranger: when??You: Four sectors 1944Stranger: hmmm have to look that upYou: What country is Casablanca in?Stranger: i dont know what the hellStranger: usaYou: You’re losing meYou: what was Hitler’s wife’s name?Stranger: well i study mostly the sociology and psychology of it… the statistical stuff is not my thingStranger: Eva braunYou: Not bad. I’m attracted to intelligent women.Stranger: though he did love his niece Geli RaubelYou: Chicks and romantic subplots. Amirite?Stranger: well i am not sure Geli found it so romantic. Eva either. there is evidence they never had sexYou: U have a bf?Stranger: as of last week noYou: U have a rabbit?Stranger: i did when i was a teenYou: I meant a vibrator.Stranger: oh hahahahah no. flesh and blood or nothingYou: U neverasturbate?Stranger: yes, but not with toysYou: what happened to bf?Stranger: he went crazy. started talking all delusional, and also wanted to marry me within 3 monthsYou: Medicate himYou: Where do u live?Stranger: east coast usaStranger: and i feel too much medication is used in the psych field. though i think he could have used someYou: Your father was deeply flawed, no?Stranger: no, my father was my saving grace. my mother was the deeply flawed one.You: Well. U r now a slut who craves chaos according to Dr. DrewStranger: well fuck Dr Drew. call me a slut if it makes you feel better but it is another thing you have wrongYou: Don’t shoot the messenger = )Stranger: i said nothing of the kindYou: How many men have you slept with?You: I’ve slept with 60 to 70 womenStranger: 5 in my lifetimeStranger: congratulationsYou: How many girls?Stranger: i only made out with two. a bit more with one of them. thats itYou: Are you touching yourself now? Be honest.Stranger: noYou: Isn’t it 4 am back east? WTF?Stranger: you arent arousingStranger: yesYou: WTF?Stranger: i have a sleep disorderYou: Another psychosomatic piece of bsStranger: no, i was in a bad car accident and hit my head very hard. the only remnant is a sleep problemYou: I could cure you with a firm slap to the face and a night of vigorous love making nStranger: well that actually sounds lovelyYou: Take any pain meds?Stranger: when i need them. my neck is fucked up from the accidentYou: Nurse Jackie!!!!!!Stranger: i dont watch too much tv. i dont know the showYou: So you like it rough in the bedroom?Stranger: yes, but only if it is properly proportioned to the tendernessYou: How about I lightly choke you as I tenderly tongue your clit?Stranger: lovelyYou: *slap*Stranger: now that is arousing. good jobYou: how about I step on your neck as I fuck u doggyStranger: that seems physically impossibleYou: Google itStranger: besides, you cant fuck with my neck so i guess notYou: How about I pull your hair as I pound your little pink pussy and make you say my name?Stranger: lovelyStranger: very niceStranger: what is your name?You: DeanYou: U?Stranger: alright DeanStranger: SophiaYou: r u Greek?Stranger: no amerian. but full of italian bloodYou: How about I finger you then make you suck myfingers?Stranger: mmmm nice. i like my own tasteYou: I’m getting hard. Didn’t see that coming.You: What else do u like ?Stranger: the serpent was subtleStranger: men in nazi sis uniformsYou: lolYou: I’m a white supremacist. But I’m also racist against the hun.Stranger: the hun?You: Germans.Stranger: hmmm why?You: jk. Nazi unis are pretty sexy. Fascist had great tailors.Stranger: yes they did. the nazis did nothing arbitrarily. that uniform was designed to drip powerYou: U must love Jesse James then.Stranger: i have a pic of me in a real nazi death’s head hatYou: I was in the Marines. That’s almost a Nazi.Stranger: hahahah yeahStranger: so you could go all drill seargent on me?You: I would go all Abu Ghraib on your little assStranger: lovelyStranger: just remember what i said… when it seems i cant take anymore that is when the tender kiss and whisper of my name across my lips works very wellYou: Tell mr about your appearance.Stranger: i am petite. 5 ft 2. 110 lbs. b cup. long black hair. brown almost black eyes. very fair skin.You: escort karşıyaka Ok. When I’m dripping candlewax on ur tits and tummyStranger: yessss?You: U might get a little kissStranger: i could show you the nazi picStranger: awwww lovelyYou: Would love to see itStranger: alright, not the best pic of me but if you like it maybe i will show you another. hold onYou: kStranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/2vx4sn9.jpgYou: I like what I’m seeing.Stranger: thank you DeanYou: I wouldn’t trust you around crazy people, but I would stick my dick in uStranger: ahhahahahhhaYou: If you’re ever in Florida we should fuck irl.You: I would get all clingy and ask u to marry me. I can promise that.Stranger: i will think about itStranger: would?You: Wouldn’t. WhoopsStranger: subconscious slip?You: Not a fruedian slipStranger: whateverStranger: would you like to see another?You: YesStranger: dark me, or innocent me?You: Tits at a minimumStranger: oh i have nothing nakedStranger: but i guess that means dark me thenYou: OkStranger: hold onYou: So what city are u in Sophia?Stranger: east coast lets leave it at thatYou: U can’t nail it down to a state at least?Stranger: MassStranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/23twfs.jpgYou: Yeah your mom was srsly fucked up.You: Nice tits thoughYou: Look like cs to meStranger: thanks. what makes you say that about mother?Stranger: cs?You: C cupsStranger: no push up braYou: Guess I can take off the k** gloves in the bedroom nYou: Let’s see the good girl pic?Stranger: really where did the mother comment come from?You: You’re a goth slut. That’s bad mommering.Stranger: oh no, i was not really a goth. nor am i a slut.You: Lets see Good SophiaYou: Got any tats?Stranger: manyYou: Take that mom!Stranger:http://i53.tinypic.com/28inmv6.jpgYou: Snooki?You: Well. I’m guessing you like to be tied up and spanked.Stranger:http://i52.tinypic.com/fmm24o.jpgStranger: if you know how to really control a woman you dont need to tie her up to get her to do what you want. i like psychological dominationYou: Me too.Stranger: innocent as all hell: http://i56.tinypic.com/1zgstw2.jpgYou: If you break eye contact when you’re sucking mr you will get such a smackStranger: lovelyYou: awwww little SophieStranger:http://i54.tinypic.com/2zrp18o.jpgYou: Srsly, come out to the beach this summer soni can work your little ass overStranger: some of my back tatsYou: Corny. Might even kill my hardonStranger:http://i51.tinypic.com/wv39ki.jpg and my heart monitor pic from last weekStranger: and thats itYou: Well I’ll have something to read when I fuck u doggy styleStranger: mein kampf?You: lolStranger: oh you mean the tatsStranger: hahaYou: How about I put on my east German trench coat and fuck you like the bad little Jewess you are?Stranger: mmmmmm that is very delicous indeedYou: Maybe if you can fit all of me in your mouth I won’t report your family.Stranger: yes SirYou: *slap* shut your little kike mouth and slip those panties offStranger: ahhhahaha. for some reason it is difficult to do this onlineStranger: but yeah that would work in real life very wellYou: I think so too.You: I would also like to do the Abu Ghraib thingYou: wanna write a new Chapter in the diary of anne frankStranger: and when i am all wet from the water torture you would gently push all the wet hairs from my face and whisper good girl to me on my lipsStranger: ahahahahahStranger: Sir, will you hold for a second please?You: When your spread eagle with clamps on your nipples and a Quron ripped to shreds I will say. Now I want you to come for daddy.You: Be quick or I’ll put a jackboot in your assStranger: oh no… the daddy freaks me out. but master or your name or something along those lines would be lovelyYou: We’ll see. It’s really Nazis choiceYou: Welcome to Aushvitz Sophia. I won the card game and I will be in processing you.Stranger: alrightYou: Remove all your clothes and I will check you for lice.Stranger: as you will *bowed head*You: I see you are shaved. I will check your hair.You: How many sex partners have you had girl?You: How many!!!!Stranger: i told you Sir!!!You: Grabs chin and forces head upward. Look at me!!Stranger: mmmmmYou: Five! Typical Jew whore.You: I must give you a pelvic exam to make sure you are disease free.Stranger: as you will SirYou: Get on the bench and put your feet in the stirrups.Stranger: doneYou: U like tatoos? U will like the number we brand u with.Stranger: thank you SirYou: You are very tight for a whore. I hope you can take four fingers without tearing.Stranger: * i let out a cry* (dont think i can)You: Don’t cry Sophia. You will be sleeping in my quarters away from the filth.You: I’m almost in there. Just one more finger to go.Stranger: oh Sir…. you are too kind….i dont deserve suchYou: Licks away tears.Stranger: tries to hold back the tearsYou: Put your clothes back on and take a shower then report to my chambers.Stranger: as you will SirYou: Run you pig!Stranger: running SirStranger: Stranger: Licks away tears. (mmmmmm oh….)You: now before I can accept you as my chambermaid. I must test your flexibility.Stranger: as you will SirYou: Grab your ankles nStranger: yes, SirYou: I’m going to pull you skirt down. If you squirm I shall beat you.Stranger: (mmmmm karşıyaka escort bayan ohhh that is so hot) yes, SirYou: Domt move. That is just the shaft of my whip probing you.Stranger: as you will, SirYou: Lt. Kessler. Come here.Stranger: (oh god…you are good Dean….)You: Sophia it is our custom here to let all the field grade officers take the nubile young jewesses.Stranger: yes, Sir (mmMMMMMM ughhhh)You: In this case I am not sure I wish to share my personal chamber maid.Stranger: as you wish, SirYou: You may speak now. Shall Lt. Kessler insert himself into you as I take notes?Stranger: whatever you wish SirStranger: i am only here for your pleasureYou: I want your transition to be an easy one. So I will let you release your ankles and take my penis in your mouth as Lt Kessler enters you.You: If you feel the need to whimper my cocknwill muffle you.Stranger: (oh god… Dean…you are very good) yes, as you wish, SirYou: You may cry on my shaftStranger: thank you Sir. (that is so fucking hot)You: Lt. Kessler the Jewess hind quarters are now yours. But you may not come in her.Stranger: mmmmmmYou: Gentle now. You’re hurting her. Slow down. She is not some pollock wench. She is a delicate c***d.Stranger: thank you SirStranger: (damn Dean)You: Let mr know when you wish to ejaculate Lt. Kessler and I will have Sophia prepare a wash cloth.Stranger: (oh god)You: But if you put one drop of precum in her I will have you locked in the brig.You: Sophia place that rage on the lts shaft and clean him when you are done nStranger: as you wish Sir.You: All right LT Kessler n you are dismissed.You: Rest up Sophia,’you will meet the rest of the officer Corp tomorrowStranger: yes, SirYou: So we gonna be friends or what?Stranger: you are dangerous DeanStranger: like you are reading my mindYou: I can take you to some exciting placesStranger: i betStranger: do you have a pic?You: yeah. I can email it to u.Stranger: s.kirkton@saugus.eduYou: hang onStranger: yesYou: just sent itStranger: alrightYou: I’m devastatingly handsome. Classic AryanStranger: mmmmmmmYou: Not sure if I should waste my seed on a dark little thing lime uStranger: and very skilled with my kind of dominationStranger: not to be arrogant but you would not regret itStranger: still didnt get itYou: Had to resend it.You: R u wet?Stranger: yes veryStranger: squirmyStranger: that was perfectYou: Who knows what horrors await you your first night at the campStranger: mmhmYou: I want to leave a trail of cum along your back tatoosStranger: cant see the lips but otherwise perfect for meStranger: hhahah lovelyYou: Master race reporting inStranger: mmmmmmmm yesYou: Sophia You will empty my chamber pot.You: And be thankful you aren’t out working with a shovel with the other JewsStranger: by the power of Odin and the strength of Thor’s hammer i will be victoriousStranger: yes, SirYou: Okay time out. Let’s be fb friends or somethingStranger: well alright, but please, i have a lot of family on there. especially younger cousins who are only like 11-13 and i try to keep my page fairly clean. if you wish to say something along other lines, please either message me or do it on IM?You: Same hereStranger: and i am talking to you as Sophia to Dean hereStranger: oh??You: That would be quite an anachronism if your were still Jewess SophiaStranger: but trust me. i dont give three strikes before you are out. it is one and you are out. got it?You: Same here.You: So sooner or later I am going to put my dick in you.You: But let’s finish you off for tonight.Stranger: ahahahhaah we shall see about thatStranger: oh no need to bother with thatYou: You about ready to have a toe curling orgasm?You: ?You: I think I’m going to jack off before i fall to sleep. You want to be my helper?Stranger: i have had mine.You: You sly foxStranger: i guess i could try. but i am not really good at this kind of thingStranger: i am definitely an ‘in person’ typeYou: Tell mr about when u came. What u were thinking your texhnique.You: Or maybe continue our story.You: I won’t be typing much. Shouldn’t take long.You: And I’ll be looking at your pics. = )Stranger: the introduction of the other nazi was causing involuntary movements/spasms… then cry on my shaft and the way you said youd lick my tears away… all got me very on the edge. but when you said to treat me delicately though it was a ****…. yeah. and of course my fingerStranger: didnt get your requestYou: MmmmmStranger: im definitely a penetration type. dont usually come just from clitoral stimStranger: though i have been known to do so with no touching at allStranger: but if this is just a sexual outlet and no more… no getting to know you a bit… not sure it will work outYou: All doneStranger: still says no requestsYou: Ur back pic is hot.You: EStranger: the tats?You: Will friend u tomorrow.You: YeahYou: Well pick up chapter two later.Stranger: well that isnt all of them, they start at the top of my neck and go down to the tailbone. then both my inner and outer ankles are doneStranger: but thanksYou: I’m off to sleepYou: sleep tightStranger: Dean, do you like quantum physics at all?You: yesStranger: okayStranger: and what did you say you do?You: ZzzzzzzzzzzzStranger: im just curiousYou: Let the cloak of mystery hangStranger: alright thenYou: Night SophiaStranger: goodnight Dean. Sir.Stranger: would you prefer me to disconnect?Stranger: Dean?Stranger: alright i will take your silence as yes you want me to d/cStranger: until the next time….

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